Eco-terrorists hell-bent on destroying millions of hard-earned British holidays planned to blow up Heathrow Airport, The Taxman can exclusively reveal.

A key climate science panel has blamed this summer’s floods on ‘some real heavy rain’.

A colleague of mine was telling me the other day about this new weather thing called global warming.

Ahhhhh, spring. The leaves are back on the trees, the days are getting longer and my pet tortoise Timmy is out of hibernation.

Top Gear presenter Jeremy Clarkson was this morning run down by a speeding ‘super car’, the Chrysler Dodge Snake, or something like that.

The Bush administration was left reeling last night after its carefully devised plan to oust the Governor of California, Arnold Schwarzenegger, was thwarted in blockbuster fashion.

George W. Bush has declared war on the Atlantic Ocean.