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Bush Declares War On Mars

US president, George W. Bush, has declared war on the planet Mars.

It will be the most expensive war in history, costing millions of billions of trillions of dollars – money originally earmarked for building the first McDonalds on the moon.

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Spot the terrorist!

Since the 7/7 bombings our prime minister has been on a mission to rid the world of terrorism.

He has updated the Terrorism Act with a new bill that is currently before the House of Commons. In it there is a modified definition of terrorism, one that Tony Blair has been trying to approve globally, and one that I have kindly summarised here for your reading pleasure.

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Bush Declares War On Kyrgyzstan

US President George W. Bush has declared war on the Republic of Kyrgyzstan.

The exact reason why Bush has targeted the former Soviet republic as the next victim in the War on Terror is unclear, but the president gave a statement yesterday.

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