The British Empire is alive and killing
When does an empire cease to be an empire? When member countries gain independence, or when their populations are no longer exploited?
According to the former definition, the British Empire concluded within a few years of the Second World War. And yet, the exploitation has continued.
...moreNothing At All Happening In the World Right Now, Confirms British Media
Absolutely nothing, nada, zilch is occurring in any of the world’s 195 countries, according to British media outlets.
...moreI’ve submitted an application form to Dragon’s Den
Spring has arrived at last. But even better than that, the patent has come through on my idea that will save the world. Yes, that’s right. I, Jim Wetherman, am ready to launch the Big World Saving Plan.
...moreBastard Bankers Beaten By British Backslap
Bankers will keep their bonuses this year if they are each able to find an individual of working age who doesn’t know how to use a calculator, British taxpayers have announced.
...moreWhere the fuck do they think they’re going?
This world is on the brink, but its leaders have decided to call it a day. ‘Two weeks in Mexico was lovely and everything, but it’s time we went home to continue oppressing our citizens.’
A partial agreement to sort of hopefully reduce global carbon emissions by an unspecified amount within an uncertain period of time without any concrete method of doing so is a perfectly acceptable way to end the 16th annual UN climate change conference for the unfairly elected governments of this world.
...moreMurdoch Orgasm Stains British Conscience
Gallons of Australian semen exploded all over Britain today, leaving a sticky stain on the country’s soul.
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