The ins and outs of Prime Minister Tony Blair and the Chancellor Gordon Brown’s working relationship can exclusively be revealed by The Taxman today.

We have obtained the latest spy technology in a completely legal transaction, that did not compromise any trespassing legislation, and wanted to use it in a totally immoral and illegitimate way – as any good tabloid would.

The government has announced plans to sell-off the National Health Service to whoever wants it.

An Anti-Smoking Squad (ASS) will be established to enforce the impending ban.

Prime Minister’s Questions (PMQs) yesterday ended in an all-out brawl, parliamentary style.

A 103-year-old woman has been given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) for walking too slowly.