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Blair and Brown In Fly On the Wall Shocker

The ins and outs of Prime Minister Tony Blair and the Chancellor Gordon Brown’s working relationship can exclusively be revealed by The Taxman today.

We have obtained the latest spy technology in a completely legal transaction, that did not compromise any trespassing legislation, and wanted to use it in a totally immoral and illegitimate way – as any good tabloid would.


NHS Put Up for Sale

The government has announced plans to sell-off the National Health Service to whoever wants it.

In the latest health reforms, the last remaining NHS hospitals not yet demolished and rebuilt privately will be sold to residential property developers.


Government Gets Behind Smoking Crackdown

An Anti-Smoking Squad (ASS) will be established to enforce the impending ban.

The specialist team will be patrolling our streets looking for people smoking in illegal places, such as 24-hour pubs.


Detention for Party Leaders After Commons Brawl

Prime Minister’s Questions (PMQs) yesterday ended in an all-out brawl, parliamentary style.

The altercation started between the leaders of the Labour and Conservative parties and soon all of their MPs were involved.


Old Lady, 103, Given ASBO

A 103-year-old woman has been given an Anti-Social Behaviour Order (ASBO) for walking too slowly.

Dozens of complaints were received about Betty Smith leisurely frequenting pedestrian crossings and holding up traffic.

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