Climate change has stopped, The Taxman understands....more
The best way to solve a problem caused by capitalism is to smother it all over with lots and lots of more juicy capitalism, a bunch of suited politicians agreed last night....more
Anyone who isn’t already a trained assassin has been kicked out of the Armed Forces.
The Ministry of Defence (MOD) today fired 11,000 non-lethal RAF, Navy and Army personnel out of a cannon and into the North Sea....more
Duran Duran are at number one, everyone’s got shit haircuts and corporation tax is getting slashed, George Osborne has announced....more
Britain has become the butt of the most tragic Irish joke in history....more
Today has been historic. Of all the days in British political history, today will take some beating. Because on this day, the government has pledged to solve a huge financial deficit with a massive deficit of its own.
An intellectual deficit so severe it makes George Bush look like Stephen Hawking....more