Holy shit, it’s snowing! In winter!
Brrrrrrrrrrrrr. I’m cold, very cold. And not just because I’ve gone six days without any action.
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Brrrrrrrrrrrrr. I’m cold, very cold. And not just because I’ve gone six days without any action.
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The new tallest building in the world exceeds the length and girth of the Dubai Crown Prince’s own phallus, it was declared at today’s opening ceremony.
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Jesus. I ventured outside yesterday for the first time since I got back from China. My balls may have defrosted in March, but my mind has been buried in an iceberg of frozen coy carp since January. I ate them with chips.
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Good day. This is a public announcement from Her Majesty’s government. We would like to warn you of a grave problem that must be acted upon immediately.
The matter has arisen not due to a foreign invader or shortage of resource, but because of your careless lifestyle. The problem is climate change, and it has been caused by you.
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Why is it that the appelation ‘law-abiding citizen’ is used so widely today as a self-description, as if by doing so it should yield an aura of protection or respect?
Any legal framework is only ever as good as the system it serves. To describe oneself as ‘law-abiding’ as a means of proclaiming one’s high moral standing, therefore, is both short-sighted and dubious. Who are the real criminals anyway?
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