Evidence Of Foreign Invasions Found In Palestine, Korea, Japan, Vietnam, Cambodia, Laos, Dominican Republic, Panama, Grenada, Kuwait, Iraq, Lebanon, Bosnia, Serbia, Afghanistan, Pakistan, Yemen, Libya, Somalia, More
Inspectors deployed by the international peacemaking body Freedom United (FU!) say it took them less than five minutes to find “concrete, cast iron, bleedingly obvious evidence” that millions of innocent civilians have been slaughtered by foreign invaders across a large swathe of the globe.
And, although it may take more time for FU! inspectors to determine exactly who was responsible for the vicious, unwarranted attacks, several of the targeted countries have already pointed the finger at “one or other of those rich, white, Christian countries in the North West”.
Syrian President Bashar al-Assad – who is next on the ‘to do’ list – said it was “morally indefensible” that any national government could be allowed to indiscriminately murder huge numbers of people that were not its own citizens, and vowed to do something about it.
“If we don’t take action now, the United States and her allies will assume that we have given them tacit approval to carry on killing people internationally using such deadly methods of expatriate horror as carpet bombs, nukes, drones, heat-seeking missiles, Black Hawk helicopters and napalm strikes,” said al-Assad, speaking from amongst a pile of dead Syrian children.
“When will these countries learn, that they cannot just run about killing foreigners? What right do they think they have to kill children beyond their own borders?
“It is a fundamental principle of international law that governments can kill only its own citizens.”
However, al-Assad admitted that taking action against the United States would involve breaking this rule, and thus said he would be seeking special authorisation from the FU! Security Council.
The council’s membership is comprised of leaders from the 15 countries in the world that do not possess any military forces, and FU! Security Council member Pope Francis has already told Syria he will block any resolution they put forward, unless al-Assad agrees to denounce Islam and confess his sins to God.
The FU! Secretary General also said something but no-one can remember what it was.