Christina Aguilera: Back To Basics

With Back to Basics, the enigmatic pop diva returns for her third album in seven years.

Perhaps if she spent more time in the recording studio than she does in the hairdressers she might be able to produce something at least approaching the creative genius of the band Radiohead, to whom she quite obviously aspires.

I mean, seriously, even her music videos are beginning to look like they were intended for a dreary British indie band.

Come on Christina, just get over your fixation and develop your own sound. You know you can do better than this, girlfriend.