I grew up in the 1970s, it never used to rain back then
Fuck my saggy balls has it been raining a lot. Seriously. I daren’t go outside for fear I’ll be drowned.
Didn’t you see the news? Millions perished in this one village alone. Swept to their watery deaths, they were. Had they even survived, their cars were all trashed so they’d probably have had to kill themselves anyway.
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