My future depends on this big thing happening!
Look at my big, innocent eyes. Look at my soft, wrinkle-free skin. Look at how small and cute I am.
You wouldn’t want my future to be all gloomy, would you? You wouldn’t want to stop something that might give me a great job when I’m all grown up, would you?
No, you want to help me, I know you do. You’re a nice person who cares about children and would do anything to give a little kid like me a really really nice life.
That’s so kind of you. I knew you’d do the right thing. You see there’s this big big construction thing that this kind rich man told me would give me lots of money when I’m older and I can spend it on whatever I want.
So you’ll support it, won’t you? There’s no reason not to want this big thing to get built. The only thing that you need to know about it is that it will give me and all my friends from school lots of money when we’re older.
The kind rich man said that there are these nasty, selfish people who don’t want the big thing to get built because they’re really really mean and full of poo. I’m so glad you’re not one of those people.
But because there are meanies out there the rich man asked me to do this advert so that we can show everyone that those nasty people are nasty and that really the only thing that you need to know about this big thing is that if it doesn’t get built it will be really bad for all the children because we’ll have nowhere to live and we’ll have to go up chimneys to earn money.
I don’t want to go up a chimney. Don’t make me go up a chimney.